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THE POLITICAL REPORT

dave barry - Tue, 08/11/2015 - 20:03
Did This Missouri Republican Eat A Booger On Live TV? This has been The Political Report. (Thanks to Ralph) Dave
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THE SQUIRRELS RECRUIT YET ANOTHER ALLY

dave barry - Tue, 08/11/2015 - 20:00
Frog causes power outage in Osceola County (Thanks to Ralph) Dave
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TURN TO CHAPTER FOUR, VERSE 20

dave barry - Tue, 08/11/2015 - 19:58
A Jonesville woman was arrested after deputies said she hid marijuana and tobacco in the binding of a Bible that she asked guards to give to an inmate at the Union County Detention Center. (Thanks to Gary Schroeder) Dave
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

dave barry - Tue, 08/11/2015 - 19:53
An Illinois man who was caught with a stolen vibrator stashed in his boxer shorts told police that he had no idea how the device got there (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Dave
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ATTENTION, NOBEL COMMITTEE

dave barry - Tue, 08/11/2015 - 19:51
The pop-up bar, Alcoholic Architecture, uses a humidifier to pump a gin and tonic vapor into an enclosed space. Patrons absorb their alcohol from the "Cloud" by breathing in the vapors and by soaking it in through the skin and... Dave
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SEND IT TO WASHINGTON

dave barry - Tue, 08/11/2015 - 19:47
This Spider Spins a Web as Long as Two City Buses (Thanks to DaninDallas) Dave
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CLEARLY SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT

dave barry - Tue, 08/11/2015 - 19:35
Pittsburgh police say a 71-year-old woman was wounded while knitting inside her home on the city's North Side. (Thanks to Jon Harris) Dave
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#5: Project A

jackiechan compiled - Tue, 08/11/2015 - 02:43
NUMBER 5 Project A Director: Jackie Chan Starring: Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao Year: 1983 IMD
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GET A ROOM

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 23:53
Glowworms having sex force council to turn off street lights (Thanks to Allen at Division) Dave
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THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 23:51
Ukrainian Armed Forces to employ raccoons (Thanks to Not My Usual Alias) Dave
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NFL UPDATE

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 23:50
Unfortunately, our strict policy etc. (Thanks to Sean in Akron) Dave
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AND YOUR POINT IS...

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 23:48
MYSTERIOUS FUNGUS KILLING SNAKES IN AT LEAST 9 STATES (Thanks to DaninDallas) Dave
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ROMANCE-NOVEL TYPO OF THE WEEK SO FAR

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:15
"I apologise to anyone who bought my on-sale ebook of Baby, I'm Yours and read on pg 293: 'He stiffened for a moment but then she felt his muscles loosen as he shitted on the ground'," says Andersen. (Thanks to... Dave
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DUDE

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:11
Man accused of driving stoned takes selfie with arresting officer (Thanks to Eric Y) Dave
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BRILLIANT

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:06
Chinese children strapped into human claw machine and dangled above cuddly toys (Thanks to Janice Gelb) Dave
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MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:55
The call came after a newspaper revealed that people were using Vegemite, which contains yeast, to make alcohol in bath tubs in remote parts of the country. (Thanks to Jay Brandes, Bill Hudgins and Craig Roberts) Dave
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CANADA: A NATION OUT OF CONTROL

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:52
A dating website's poll found 79 percent of Toronto men claim to have had more than seven sexual partners in 2014. Autoplay. (Thanks to K Sherlock) Dave
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CLEANUP IN THE DAIRY AISLE

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:47
Farmers in Staffordshire stepped up their protest against supermarket milk prices by taking cattle inside an Asda store (Thanks to Janice Gelb) Dave
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TO BE, OR NOT TO BE, OR TO ORDER A PIZZA

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:41
Cannabis residue found in William Shakespeare's pipes (Thanks to Ralph, Horace LaBadie and Monique) Dave
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FRANCE ON HIGHEST ALERT

dave barry - Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:37
British lorry drivers now being hit by well-endowed FLEAS We saw them open for Sting. (Thanks to Jeffrey Brown) Dave
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