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My New Rule: Jet Blew

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
2007-09-12-maher289122.jpgRepublicans trolling around for bathroom sex must shift away from the larger airport hubs and start utilizing smaller, regional airports. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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Let Bush Be Reagan

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
I don't think the problem is that Bush lives in a bubble. Make the bubble thicker. Use the armor we can't get to the troops. On this whole "bomb Iran" thing. Let's not, and just tell him we did. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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My New Rule -- Gag Hag

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
George Bush must let Harriet Miers out of the Basement of the Bates Motel. 2007-09-05-newrule95_fp.jpg Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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That Tingle Means it's Working

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
Doesn't it set a wonderful example for democracy when leaders in this country, both Democrat and Republican, call for the ouster of the elected Maliki government in Iraq? Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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My First New Rule of the Season: Pastor Bait

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
2007-08-28-pastorbaitrulefp.jpg Billy Graham must be stopped! I think the next president will need an exorcist, not a pastor, before entering the White House. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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What I Did on My Summer Vacation

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
2007-08-23-maher_rant_fpII.jpg Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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The Founding Fathers Wouldn't Have Liked George Bush

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
Not that I don't love all of America, but rednecks who think they're the real America should read a history book once in a while. America was invented by liberal men in Boston and Philadelphia. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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George Bush's Jihad Recruitment Drive

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
The exact opposite of what the president says is true: because we're there, this shit is going to follow us home. You could probably make up a chart with incidents and images on one side, and the number of terrorist recruits on the other. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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The Business of the Catholic Church

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
You can imagine my pride yesterday when Los Angeles turned out to be the place where the Catholic Church has had to pay the largest fine ever for diddling kids, $660 million. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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What Was the Downside?

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
Besides the obvious -- that you can't, as the president claimed, honor the verdict of the jury and then basically overturn it -- what was the downside for him? Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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The Guns of Homeroom

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
Everyone complains about school shootings, but only the South Carolina state house is doing anything about it. Their plan? Allow concealed weapons on public school campuses, starting in elementary school. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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Keeping the Troops in the Dark

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
I think a well-informed army creates a civilian leadership that is forced to send them into harm's way based on facts. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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Holy-Roller Democrat

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
Isn't one of the main selling points of the Democratic Party that it's relatively nut-free? I know we're all about big tents these days, but a tent that covers both this guy and Nancy Pelosi? Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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The Birds, the Bees, and Earth Day

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
Americans throw out 100 billion plastic bags a year, and they all take a thousand years to decompose. Your children's children's children's children will never know you but they'll know you once bought batteries at the 99 cent store because the bag will still be caught in the tree. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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John McCain Fucked by the Republican Fantasy World

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
John McCain's not an idiot. I'm sure he knows that it's not safe in Baghdad, but he has to pretend that it's safe in Baghdad because that's what the GOP base wants to hear. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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Arranged Marriage = Terrorism

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
Hassan Butt was a fundraiser and recruiter for The Network and said that the ringleader of the London bombings told him he first became attracted to radical Islam because he saw it as "a way out" of an arranged marriage. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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How Dare Valerie Plame Get Past Her Victimhood

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
Conservative pundits seem miffed that Valerie Plame, her cover blown, decided to pose for Vanity Fair or get a book deal or sell her story to Hollywood. Well, what do they expect? She lost her job, her career. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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What I Didn't Say

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
On Saturday, the website NewsBusters.org posted a story under the headline "Bill Maher Sorry the Assassination Attempt on Dick Cheney Failed." There's just one problem: I never said those words. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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Philip Perry, Treasonous Fucker

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
Philip Perry wasn't just your garden- variety White House chemical industry hack -- he's married to Elizabeth Cheney, the Cheney daughter who likes boys. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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New Rule

Bill Maher - Sat, 07/15/2017 - 21:30
For this next election, we need to pick the smartest candidate, not the dullest one who simply never had a verbal gaffe and said a wrong word or phrase. We're a superpower, not a drinking game. Bill Maher http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/bill-maher
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