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Randy Jackson Exiting 'American Idol'

american idol - Wed, 11/12/2014 - 13:46
Randy Jackson is leaving "American Idol" -- for real this time. Fox and Idol producers released this statement: “Randy has been such an integral par...

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AND DON'T THINK WE'RE NOT PROUD

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 21:12
Testes 'most distinct human tissue' (Thanks to Greg Snow) Dave
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A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 21:08
Driver survives crash into second floor bedroom of Del. home (Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "and a Florida pilot's license.") Advisory: Autoplay Dave
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BRILLIANT

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 21:06
Fireplace Coffee Table (Thanks to Nancy Gill, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?") Dave
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GUYS IN ACTION

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 21:04
A Utah man was being held in lieu of $10,000 bail after sheriff's deputies tracked the GPS data of a series of 911 calls to find him drunk and pointing a rifle at a teenage girl during an argument over... Dave
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BECAUSE THE NEXT STEP IS THE TOTAL BREAKDOWN OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 21:02
BENTON COUNTY, Wash. -- A man performing foot massages without a license was ordered to stop (Thanks to Craig Roberts) Dave
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WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS, SO WE ASSUME IT IS IMPORTANT

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 20:59
Dave, 16 years ago, on the Important Date of April 1st 1998, the Internet Standard RFC 2324 "Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0)" was released. It was noted that "there is a strong, dark, rich requirement for a protocol... Dave
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 20:57
"I guess he was angry with her and drove her vehicle into the Delaware River," Small said. (Thanks to Jon Harris) Dave
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 20:54
The AFI Film Festival screening of “Mr. Turner” had theatergoers scratching their heads (and eyes) on Monday night when one audience member maced another in the face for asking her to turn off her cell phone. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Dave
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HARSH

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 20:49
Man Buys 99 iPhones to Propose to His Girlfriend; She Says No (Thanks to Jon Harris) Dave
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INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 20:46
Authorities said the driver believed it was snowing out. The snow didn't begin to fall in Minnesota until more than 24 hours later. (Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Jeff Meyerson) Dave
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YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW THIS

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 20:37
"There are many reported cases of farts spreading Streptococcus pyogenes, a pathogen that can cause tonsillitis, scarlet fever, heart disease, and even flesh-eating disease," Moffitt says in the video. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Dave
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EW

dave barry - Tue, 11/11/2014 - 20:32
Woman must halve her pooping cats (Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says, "Sounds messy." Dave
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