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MISS UNIVERSE COMPETITION UPDATE

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 01:48
Stand tall, Canada. (Thanks to Jon Harris) Dave
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DON'T ASK WHERE*

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 01:35
Norwegian soldiers sent on 'naked jog' catch frostbite (Thanks to coscolo) *In the Arctic Circle. Where did you think? Dave
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MYSTERY IN BANGKOK

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 00:02
Who dumped two tons of unused condoms in this empty field? Key Clue: According to Pol. Supoj Pensawang's insightful eyes, most of the condoms were large in size. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Dave
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:49
Man, 20, Cops Plea To Lewd Act With Stuffed Horse Inside Walmart You know the state. (Thanks to Bill Hudgins) Dave
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SITZPINKLERS TAKE NOTE

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:48
German Court Upholds Tenant's Right to Pee Standing Up (Thanks to MOTW, who says "Now if we can only get a judge to rule that men need to put the SEAT DOWN post-pee, we’ll have something.") Dave
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'WE'VE HAD A MAMMARY LAPSE'

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:37
Rupert Murdoch's The Sun Tabloid Brings Back Topless Models on Page 3 (Thanks to B'game and John Gregg) Dave
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WE SAW GIANT UNDERWATER POO CLOUD OPEN FOR THE STONES

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:27
A group of divers received a revolting surprise when they were engulfed by a giant underwater poo cloud while photographing a sperm whale underwater. (Thanks to Chuck Cody and Allen at Division) Dave
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WE'RE NOT SAYING THIS. *SCIENCE* IS SAYING THIS.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:51
Fathers in delivery room could make pain of childbirth worse, study suggests (Thanks to Jon Harris) Dave
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JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:49
Now: A dog's ear. (Thanks to Ralph) Dave
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CSI: DUBLIN

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:48
Irish grandma busted for possessing cocaine at bingo hall (Thanks to PirateBoy and John Gregg) Dave
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WE COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:45
James Patterson is selling a $300,000 exploding book (Thanks to Jay Brandes) Dave
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THE BAR IS PRETTY LOW

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 04:47
Fish Sperm Is Way More Useful Than You Think (Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch) Dave
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ESPECIALLY IF IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE'S MAN

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 04:45
'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position, scientists conclude (Thanks to Poker and Bill Hudgins, who says "I would've said, husband or boyfriend returning unexpectedly.") Dave
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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 04:43
Man Rents Excavator, Bulldozes Home Without Telling Wife: "She's Aware of it Now; We're Good" (Thanks to Steve K and John Gregg) Dave
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 21:09
Portland gets its first ever cat lounge (Thanks to Craig Roberts) Dave
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AND INFECT IT WITH 'COPACABANA'

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 20:26
The worms that invade your brain (Thanks to David Emery) Dave
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'GOOD DOG'

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 20:25
Petco pulls dog calming supplement off the shelf after it is revealed the boozy treats are 13 percent alcohol (Thanks to Kim Michel) Dave
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ASKING THE TOUGH QUESTIONS

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 20:23
Just how fertile are Houstonians in these ZIP codes? (Thanks to Judy Barrett) Dave
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A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 20:20
We can't believe it. Thanks to Ian Clark and SCemjazz, who says: How South Carolina celebrates the occasion: Squirrel burgoo: 1- 3 Squirrels, 1 onion chopped, 1 can beef broth, 1 bag baby carrots, 1 can sweet corn, 3-5 red... Dave
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THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:37
Taiwan plans to build a sex and love theme park (Thanks to PirateBoy) Dave
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