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NAH

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 19:17
Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Dave
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HINT: NOT THE WINGS

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 19:15
Which part of the plane is most covered in poo? (Thanks to Judy B.) Dave
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SOMEBODY IS SO GROUNDED

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 19:14
A clumsy 12-year-old boy has accidentally punched a fist-sized hole in a 350-year-old masterpiece by Italian Baroque still-life painter Paolo Porpora when he tripped and toppled into the artwork. (Thanks to Janice Gelb) Dave
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SOUNDS PAINFUL

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 19:01
Dane commits 'genitalia vandalism' in IKEA (Thanks to Allen at Dvision) Dave
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HE'S EVERYWHERE

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 18:56
Missouri woman shocked as look-alike image appears in butter tub (Thanks to pretty much everyone) Dave
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AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THIS WORKED OUT REALLY WELL

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 17:33
A Woman Chugged a Bottle of Liquor Because She Couldn’t Take It on the Plane (Thanks to Rick Day and Ralph) Dave
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HE WANTS TO DIRECT

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 00:14
Dozens of witnesses see the Antichrist hovering over Los Angeles (Thanks to funny man) Dave
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 00:13
A group of people in New Mexico say they cooked the world's longest tamale Saturday morning. (Thanks to Harry Hardrock, who says "Residents are advised to stay upwind for the next 24 hours.") Dave
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SO FAR IT'S NOT TALKING

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 00:09
Police have arrested a homeless man in connection with the Sunday night stabbing of an individual with a parrot near Disneyland. (Thanks to manual tomato) Dave
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PLEASE MAKE A NOTE OF IT

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 00:01
The World Championships of Mobilephone Throwing will take place on the 11th of March 2017 in Savonlinna at the Castle Olavinlinna surrounded by the magical Lake Saimaa. Related: Sunday 30th August 2015 sees the 30th World Bog Snorkelling Championships (Thanks... Dave
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SPOILER ALERT: IT GETS OLDER

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 23:59
Norwegian company live streaming 11 months of caviar aging (Thanks to Jon Harris) Dave
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BOLO

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:11
Man Who Spent $100K to Look Like Justin Bieber is Reportedly Missing (Thanks to Kevin Smith) Dave
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IT IS NOW 'TOMATO SEASONING'

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:09
Heinz no longer qualifies as ketchup in Israel (Thanks to Ralph) Dave
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CANADIAN EDUCATION UPDATE

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:08
Mermaid school expands as more people demand sea siren experience (Thanks to The Perts) Dave
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WE THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY IN THE MOVIES

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:00
Staffers at a jail in eastern Washington state foiled an escape attempt by spotting a long trail of knotted bed sheets hanging from the window of a cell housing a suspect in a murder-for-hire plot. (Thanks to Al Barkafski) Dave
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IT'S A ROUGH SPORT

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:56
Two men have been arrested after allegedly threatening violence to attendees at the Pokemon World Championship in Boston. After obtaining a search warrant for the vehicle, police found a 12-gauge shotgun, an AR-15, several hundred rounds of ammunition and a... Dave
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D'OH!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:48
Florida ex-con gives cops fake name that turns up arrest warrant (Thanks to Rob Simbeck) Dave
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THE COMMUTING DEAD

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:46
Subway rider bites passenger over seat Autoplay. (Thanks to Chris in Illinois) Dave
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FRANCE ON HIGHEST ALERT

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:38
Millions of drunk German wasps cause chaos across Britain (Thanks to DaninDallas) Dave
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'IT WON'T GO TO WASTE'

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:36
Record-breaking alligator pulled from Lake Eufaula weighs in at 920 pounds (Thanks to Judy B.) Dave
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