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YES, SIR

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 18:59
Joseph Sapienza , 68, convinced two men trying to pry off the front door of his Gastonia, N.C., to leave by shuffling towards them with his .45-caliber pistol visible on his walker. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who advises you to... Dave
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WE'RE ON OUR WAY

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 18:55
A Days Inn hotel built of 120 surplus shipping containers has opened in this northern Ontario town. (Thanks to The Perts) Dave
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CONSUMER ELECTRONICS REPORT

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 18:53
The two women who want to make sure we can all orgasm This has been the Consumer Electronics Report. (Thanks to Joe in Japan) Dave
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ATTENTION, PETA:

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 18:50
Sheep wearing holiday sweater found wandering in Nebraska (Thanks to The Perts) Dave
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BRIDE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 18:46
Traditionally, bridesmaids' hold bouquets; in our wedding, I want them to hold corgis. (Thanks to Monique) Dave
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STAND TALL, HARVARD

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 18:43
Ben Edelman, Harvard Business School Professor, Goes to War Over $4 Worth of Chinese Food (Thanks to Bill Hudgins) Dave
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SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 01:40
A Dutch woman who’s already driven her tractor across Europe and Africa reached a milestone last night when she reached the South Pole in her red Massey Ferguson MF 5610 tractor. (Thanks to The Perts) Dave
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GO FIGURE

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 01:36
Woman inhaling nitrous oxide while driving crashes (Thanks to Mike Ester) Dave
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SPEAKING OF BIRDS

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 01:35
To great tits, tradition seems important (Thanks to Allen at Division) Dave
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 20:07
Lufthansa to allow passengers to take FALCONS on board as they look to attract Middle East hunting enthusiasts (Thanks to Peter Metrinko, who says "Finally, a solution for crying infants on long airplane flights.") Dave
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THERE ARE TALENTS...

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 20:05
...and then there are talents. Advisory: NSFW. Also NSF anybody who does not wish to see a woman performing "Jingle Bells" with her talents. (Thanks to Jon Harris) Dave
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AND THE SO-CALLED 'DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE' DOES NOTHING

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 20:01
Eaten Alive Viewers Outraged Man Wasn’t Actually Eaten Alive (Thanks to Bill Jones) Dave
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GUYS IN ACTION

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 20:00
Man directs peak-hour traffic with bag of frozen peas (Thanks to Ralph) Dave
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WE'RE GLAD WE LIVE IN MIAMI, WHERE IT'S SAFE

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 19:46
Rogue sheep escapes owner, runs wild through Ypsilanti streets before being cornered by police (Thanks to Betsy Beckerman) Dave
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 19:41
Responsive "Bionic Bra" adjusts to breast movement (Thanks to Rich Steurer) Dave
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ARE THOSE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS?

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 19:38
Twin punches sister to the floor, kicks and pulls her hair during fight over 'boyfriend and a sex toy' (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who defies you to guess the state) Dave
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 19:35
TGI Friday’s much-hyped “Mobile Mistletoe” drones drew first blood in their New York City debut on Dec. 4 at the chain’s beloved Sheepshead Bay location when one of them hit our intrepid photographer right in the face. Whoever could have... Dave
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WIMPS

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 19:31
Men hooked up to machine which simulates the pain of childbirth – and are reduced to tears within minutes (Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch) Dave
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STRICT

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 19:29
A Korean Air Lines executive flying from New York to Seoul last week on one of the airline’s planes demanded that a crew member get off the jet prior to takeoff after the executive took issue with the way she... Dave
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GOOD NEWS FOR THOSE WHO ARE BEHIND ON THEIR HOLIDAY SHOPPING

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 19:26
Russian scientist spies mountain-sized asteroid heading our way (Thanks to coscolo) Dave
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