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Weaponized bobcat urine. (Thanks to Claire Martin) Dave

SALEM, Ore. (AP) - An upset man brought a pressure cooker he claimed was a bomb into the state Teacher Standards and Practices Commission office on Wednesday and informed employees he had tried to blow up their sign because it... Dave

A 39-year-old Linwood man pleaded no contest Wednesday to streaking naked and drunk through his yard and then hiding in his neighbor’s dryer. THanks to Greg Snow) Dave

Iraqi farmer claims he eats live scorpions every day and is addicted to them (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who claims he saw Addicted to Scorpions open for Meat Loaf.) Dave

A stripper pole, free-flowing booze and female city employees performing sexy tricks are just a few staples at raunchy holiday parties hosted by Parks Department supervisors. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "That's OK as long as they didn't serve... Dave

MYLEENE Klass yesterday revealed that she has made “everyone” try her breast milk — describing its taste as “sweet”. (Thanks to Allen at Division) Dave

Man throwing concrete at hotel says zombies were chasing him (Thajks to R&L Stevenson) Dave

Could a bong dropped from that height kill a pedestrian? (Thanks to wiredog) Dave

Prancercise! (Thanks to Jon Harris) Dave

Locksmith installs shower and a camera and douses people peeing on the wall in the back alley of their shop (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Dave

Neighbors spot man breaking into van, sit on him until officers arrive (Thanks to Matt Filar) Dave

Ostrich On The Loose Hit By Multiple Cars, Keeps Running Because It’s An Ostrich (Thanks to Anthony Tao) Dave

Nearly two pounds of still-green plant material found in a 2,700-year-old grave in the Gobi Desert has just been identified as the world's oldest marijuana stash, according to a paper in the latest issue of the Journal of Experimental Botany.... Dave

Angry Mom Fed Poisoned Burritos to Family, Police Say (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Dave

Swedish furniture giant Ikea has come under fire after airing an advert in the UK showing a young family demolishing garden gnomes in what viewers found to be a "frightening and unsuitable" manner. (Thanks to Ralph) Dave

New Group Forms to Oppose Backyard Hens in Arlington (Thanks to Ryan Young) Dave

Colony of ants jam bell, keep German woman awake (Thanks to coscolo and Andrew Hoenig) Dave

Scientists say newly discovered woolly mammoth blood boosts cloning prospects (Thanks to Jon Harris) We're sure they'll be very careful. Dave

A site devoted to Senate charts. (Thanks to Nate West) Dave

Farmer acquitted of producing milk without license (Thanks to coscolo) Dave