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SEND THIS TREE TO WASHINGTON

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:56
Man in tractor tries to uproot tree, tree fights back (Thanks to Ralph) Dave
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:38
Oregon is Going to Try to Make Beer Out of Sewage Water (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Dave
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O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:30
Controversial swinger's club may now open as church (Thanks to Jon Harris) Dave
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ARMED WITH ASSAULT SELTZER BOTTLES

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:08
Clowns clash with protesters at Ramos Bros. Circus in Southern California (Thanks to Ron G. and Charles Cates) Dave
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SERIOUSLY, DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:05
Cheating husband in hospital ‘with scrotum size of volleyball’ after wife kicks him in balls (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Dave
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ATTENTION, POST HUNT PEOPLE:

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 00:54
Get ready. Dave
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:17
Escaped zebras chased through Brussels by police (Thanks to Jeff in Pittsburgh) Related: Buffalo herd roams Arkansas city neighborhoods (Thanks to Jon Harris) Dave
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FUN COUPLE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:13
Man, woman fight over food, who pooped in bathtub (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Dave
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AMERICA TACKLES THE ISSUES

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:11
A drunken argument over whether Android or Apple smartphones were superior turned violent early today when two Oklahoma roommates began assaulting each other during the bloody telecommunications debate. (Thanks to funny man, Jeff Meyerson and Charles Cates) Dave
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MEANWHILE IN THE WAR ON TERROR

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:09
A U.S. marshal forgot his loaded gun, leaving it on top of a toilet paper dispenser in a bathroom stall at Newark Liberty International Airport, one of the country's busiest hubs. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Dave
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THE FRIENDLY SKIES

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:06
Air traveler, 68, describes being stabbed with pen by angry woman next to him because he was snoring (Thanks to Ron G.) Dave
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FORTUNATELY THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA LICENSES

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:03
Millions of honeybees swarm I-5 as truck full of bee crates crashes (Thanks to Craig Roberts) Dave
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AT LAST THE WAIT IS OVER

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:57
The Hoff is back. And he's better than basically the same as ever. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Janice Gelb) Dave
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*BAD* LT. SHAGGY DAN!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:39
The fire started just before 3:30 p.m. when resident Samantha Roth, 22, was cooking and got locked outside of the house by the family’s 3-year-old dog, Lt. Shaggy Dan. (Thanks to Charles Cates) Dave
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YOU *WILL* REPAY YOUR LOAN

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:37
Dutch banker fired after she is exposed as a dominatrix prostitute who described herself as a ‘high class nymphomaniac’ and earned 10,000 euro a week dressing up as a Nazi and whipping men (Thanks to wiredog and Charles Cates) Dave
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CANADIAN UPDATE

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:32
Stripping not allowed in Saskatchewan, unless it's for charity (Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Honest, dear, her name really IS Charity!") Dave
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WE'RE NEVER GOING IN THE WATER AGAIN

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:24
A bizarre, self-amputating, vertical swimming, serpent-like marine specimen has washed up on the salt marsh at Aramoana in Dunedin. (Thanks to Bill Moore, who says "If Edgar had a tapeworm, this would be it.") Dave
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GOOFY

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:07
Woman says Disney implanted her with a chip (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Rich, who says "Hate to break it to you, Ms. Hooker, but Disney already enacted its world-wide brainwashing program. It's called 'Let It Go', and it worked.") Dave
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THE HORSE WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:04
Kentucky man arrested after riding drunk on horseback (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Dave
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CANADIAN NEWS ROUNDUP

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:00
Daredevil raccoon makes 58-storey climb up Toronto crane This has been your Canadian News Roundup. (Thanks to Steve Ambler) Dave
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